[Update 6/1/22: We are pleased to announce the position has been filled!]
Why hello there, Strainger.
We’re Strainge Beast Hard Kombucha and we’re searching for someone special. Someone who brings people together. Someone whose idea of a good time is driving a van up the coast of California, stopping at cities along the way to discover what makes them special, and spreading the good news of our 100% organically delicious hard kombucha. Oh, also: someone who wants to throw a heck of a party at every stop.
Yes, we need a Chief Strainge Officer.
We’re going on tour, you see. More of a quest, really. To share what makes these cities and the people who love them so unapologetically unique. We’ve even got a van—you can see it right here in all its lemony glory. And we think you’d look pretty good behind the wheel. At the end of it all, we’ll celebrate our Straingeness together at Outside Lands.
You with us? If this sounds like you, then please: just click this button right here to learn more: